"Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole" (Dukie)
06/20/2014 at 13:49 • Filed to: Craigslist, Friday Finds
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"Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole" (Dukie)
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HELL NO YOU AREN'T!!!!
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Are you looking for a nice quiet ride? A car that sips gas as you commute to the local coffee shop for your fair trade blend as you work on your novel/screenplay/dissertation? A car that you and the wife can drive out to wine country as you talk about what charities your going to donate to this year? Well, then you're a wimp, go buy a Prius.
THIS IS A MAN'S CAR! It's a loud, fast, beer chugging, donuts on your neighbors lawn kind car!It's a I don't care about you or your "honor student" kids kind of car! It's got a V8, with dual exhaust!Dings and dents from the poor bastards foolish enough to get in it's way! There have been lots of GOOD TIMES in and on the interior! Cracked windshield from head banging too hard to Judas Priest!Huge trunk to haul lots of beer! This machine runs like a pig on fire! (sorry vegans) Drive fast through the Pearl District, making fake tanned trophy wives jump behind their BMW's in fear! Bring down the property values of your entire neighborhood with this parked on your lawn! Do something worthwhile for once in your miserable life, grow a pair and buy this bad-ass ride! $1700 or best offer
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/450461…
Nibbles
> Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
06/20/2014 at 13:51 |
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I'd buy
TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts
> Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
06/20/2014 at 13:54 |
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Id buy it and put a badasses only sticker on the doors.
Rock Bottom
> Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
06/20/2014 at 14:05 |
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"Cracked windshield from head banging too hard to Judas Priest!"
THIS!
KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
> Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
06/20/2014 at 14:11 |
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Hmm...a late 1970s Pontiac...
I'll take "Ways to show I am the embodiment of Nurse Ratched" for $100, Alex.